Und schon wieder Tests!

Wieder einmal gab ich mich dem “Testwahnsinn” hin, nicht dass ich schon wieder keinen gescheiten Eintrag zustande bringe. Okay, inwiefern der hier “gescheit” ist, sei dahingestellt. Also, es waren schon ein paar interessante und ein paar seltsame Tests. Die Resultate, naja. Teils relativ brauchbar, aber ich weis nun nicht genau ob ich jetzt Salpetersäure bin, oder ein Mitochondrium. Na, zumindest bekam ich abermals bestätigt, dass ich im Falle einer Zombie-Epidemie keine gar so schlechten Karten hätte. Hier mal die Resultate im Detail: [...]

Your Score: Survivor

You scored 73% Survival Skills, 74% Zombies Wasted, and 70% Weight Carried!

You made it out this time, a few scratches here and there but no bites… remember not to carry to much equipment all the time, take just what you need…

Link: The HMK’s Zombie Survival Test written by DarthHMK on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona TestView My Profile(DarthHMK)

Seht ihr? Sollen nur kommen, die stinkenden Untoten!

Your Score: Ideal Match

You scored 89% awareness, 56% appreciation, and 72% acceptance!

You’ve got a pretty good handle on a trans guy’s experience. You accept us for the men we are. And you think we’re hot.

…So what are you doing this Friday?

Link: The Could You Date a Gay Transman? Test written by kadrian on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(kadrian)

Okaaay… ehrlich gesagt, dieses Ergebnis wundert mich dann doch ein wenig. Ich meine, “ideal match” (bzw. “And you think we’re hot.”)?! Gut der Test war ja auch irgendwie bissl weit hergeholt…

Your Score: Not so bad

You scored 28 of 56.

You were off the mark in most questions, but do not despair: with proper re-education we might hammer you into a real Finn like a square peg into a round hole.

Link: The How Finnish are you? Test written by ThinkDeeper on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(ThinkDeeper)

Ähm, ja. Okay. ^^

Your Score: Paradogatle

You are 34% ferocious, 25% speedy, 48% curious

You’re a strong-willed individual who isn’t afraid of seeming normal. You’re not up for glory, you’re not up for power. So just what are you up for? The parakeet is smart, but sometimes loses track of what it wants. Maybe you should take some time to figure that out, because while you are a nice, charming character, (that’d be the dog in you) you might want to add a little spice to your personality. And since you’ve got some turtle in there, pick up the pace a bit, capice??

Link: The Hideous Pet Personality Test written by ragamuffyn on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(ragamuffyn)

WTF? Paradogatle? Ja nee, is klar. O.o

Your Score: Nitric Acid

40% Health, 26% Personality

Nitric acid is an aqueous acid of formula HNO3.

It is colourless, corrosive, toxic, and can give you nasty burns. It is used in the synthesis of explosives (TNT being one example), and when mixed with hydrochloric acid, it forms aqua regia. Aqua regia is one of the few solutions that can dissolve gold (and platinum), and it is very useful for cleaning dirty laboratory glassware. [This category is medium health hazard (chemical health hazard), low personality (reactivity/flammability).]

Link: The What Common Chemical Are You Test written by DanTHM on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(DanTHM)

Salpetersäure, yaaay! *g*

Your Score: Computer Programmer

You scored 57 intelligence, 35 diligence, 29 charisma, and 27 compassion!

You don’t do well with people. Avoid them at all costs. Machines are your best friend.
Other jobs you might be good at: web designer, engineer

Link: The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test written by newbluechampion on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(newbluechampion)

Gut, das wundert mich wiederum weniger. Und Ingenieur, daran arbeite ich ja.

Your Score: Mitochondria

You scored 56 Industriousness, 25 Centrality, and 3 Causticity!

You’re a mitochondrion!

The mitocondria is a “power plant” of the cell. Nothing could ever get done in the cell without you creating energy. Since both the Citric Acid cycle and Oxidative Phosphorylation happen inside the mitochondria, you are critical to every eukaryotic cell.

You are always a hard worker, no matter what you are tasked to. Most of the time, you tend to be working in the background, but that often suits you just fine. You get along with almost everyone, and aren’t these the most important things?

Link: The Which Cell Organelle are you? Test written by fading_shadows on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(fading_shadows)

lol

Your Score: Fuck Master

You scored 80 fuckability!

I want you now. right now. lets do it.

Link: The would you fuck me good Test written by heybluey on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(heybluey)

Ähm, ja, lol. Schön. *g* Nur irgendwie glaub ich nicht so recht dass das so stimmt. O.o Muss ich wohl unbewusst irgendwo was falsches angekreuzt haben, anders kann ich mir das eig. ned erklären. Oder bei der Auswertung lief irgendwas grausig schief.

Your Score: Shrinking Violet

65 Shyness, 15 Codependency, 0 Denial, 0 Assheadedness

You’re too shy! Step away from the wall and mingle! Believe it or not, you probably won’t die by talking to people. Try saying hello, or get used to only having yourself to talk to. Chances are, when you get past the awkward introductions, you’ll be great in a relationship.

Link: The Why are you single? Test written by Trepi on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(Trepi)

“too shy”, das ist wohl wahr, ja.

Your Score: Cleared for BSL-3

You scored 63 infectiousness!

Congratulations, you’re cleared to work at Biosafety Level 3! You get to work with bacteria and viruses that could make you very sick — maybe even kill you — and which are probably airborne! Don’t worry, we’ve taken every precaution to you from getting infected. No, really!

Link: The Infectious Disease Test written by quakozzla on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(quakozzla)

Yay! Hey, so ausm Stegreif war das garnicht so einfach.

Schlagworte: lol, Tests, Zeug